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Which fish is the most expensive?
A goldfish
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the battery died
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke, it's an electric train
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
An envelope
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
Wet
What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?
The alphabet
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in the, 7 in English, and 8 in alphabet.
How do you make the number one disappear?
All the letter "g" and it "gone"
A man crosses a river without using a bridge and without getting wet—how is that possible?
The river was frozen
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
No one because there are no bananas on a coconut tree
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells.
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.