RIDDLES
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months have 28 days.
Barry's dad has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ____.
The third son is Barry, of course!
What asks no questions but must be answered?
It's a phone
What has many teeth but can’t bite?
a comb
What tastes better than it smells?
it's your tongue
A farmer had 17 goats. All but six died. How many survived?
Six survived.
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
It's light!
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
If a rooster lays an egg on the roof of a hen house that has a 45° slant, in what direction does the egg roll?
None, roosters can't lay eggs
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
once - Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90!
A cashier at a butcher shop is 5'9", wears size 8 shoes, and is 32 years old. What does she weigh?
She weighs meat
What is so fragile that just saying its name breaks it?
It's silence!
You have a single match and are trapped inside a pitch-black room with a candle, an oil lamp, and a gas stove. Which do you light first?
The Match
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
it's a deck of cards
How many bricks does it take to COMPLETE a building made of brick?
1
Name one meal you can NEVER eat for breakfast.
Lunch and Dinner
There's a bowl with seven apples. You remove three. How many do you have?
You have three apples!
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
it's a piano
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
it's a stapler
Jane went to visit Jill. Jill is Jane’s only husband’s mother-in-law’s only husband’s only daughter’s only daughter. What relation is Jill to Jane?
Jane's daughter
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short + er = shorter
What occurs once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
It's the letter "e."
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains. What is it?
It's dozens!
What four-letter word can be written forward, backward, or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
it's Noon
I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
It's few!