Songs
Rhymes
Puns
Riddles
Jokes
100

Be careful going up water spouts.  Water may come rushing, and wash you out... 


What is a spider?

100

Your emotions are cold as ice, which means you definitely are not _____________.

What is nice?

100

The most fearful day for a chicken...?


What is Fry-day?

100

Some say that it has wheels and flies...

What is a garbage truck?

100

The reason the barber won the race...


What is a shortcut?

200

My fair lady...they tried to tell her that these were descending...

What is London Bridge?

200

The kind of tree that fits in your hand...

What is a palm tree?

200

An alligator in a vest...?

 

What is an investigator?

200

The two things can you never eat for breakfast...


What are lunch and dinner?

200

The reason you can't trust trees...

What is, "They are shady"?

300

It went up the clock and went down at one...


What is a mouse?

300

Have a nose, you will smell...have a mouth, you will __________.

What is tell?

300

What do you call a sleeping bull?


What is a bulldozer?

300

It belongs to you.  Yes, it's yours! But, it is used more by others...


What is your name?

300

What King Arthur uses to see in the dark...


What are knight lights?

400

I may be little, I may be short and wide.  But, there are two parts to me...a kettle or some sort.

What is a teapot?

400

Have ears...will hear, have eyes...will ______.


What is tear?

400

The best superhero baseball player...?

Who is Batman?

400

The kind of room that has no doors or windows...

What is a mushroom?

400

The reason bees have sticky hair...


What is a honeycomb?

500

I don't know about you, but I cannot do this while I work.  I'm always lost for breath, and can't afford to blow it away.


What is whistle?

500

What do you call a bear with no ears?


What is B?

500

The kind of shoes frogs wear...


What is open - toed?

500

It has a neck, but no head...

What is a bottle?

500

The reason your nose cannot be 12 inches long...


What is a foot?