Riddles
You wake up, you turn off your alarm clock, you brush your teeth, you get changed, you eat breakfast, then get out. What did you do first?
You Woke Up
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
The more there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What invention can allow you to look right through a wall?
A window
What has hands, but can't clap?
A clock
What is Brown and Yellow and can't run?
Giraffe
Lion
Cheetah
Or Leopard
Giraffe
A man who goes out in the rain but doesn't have a umbrella or a hat doesn't get a single hair wet.
Why?
He was bald.
What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right?
Your right elbow
In a dictionary
Your the bus driver and you pick up a 18 year old boy, a 21 year old woman, and a 67 year old grandma. How old is the bus driver?
Your age
A guy checked in a hotel then left why?
He was playing a game of monopoly
You walk into the room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, and a fireplace. What do you light first?
The match
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you still can't touch me or feel me. What am I?
Your shadow
I'm found in socks, scarves, and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn
What goes up and down but never moves?
A staircase
What is a a question you can never answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
I have branches, but no fruit, trunks or leaves. What am I?
A bank
What becomes shorter when you add two letters?
Short
What is black when it's clean, and white when it's dirty?
A blackboard
If your in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in now?
Second Place
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What can't talk but will reply when spoken to?
How long is the answer to this riddle
How long
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
What has a bunch of needles, but can't sew?
A Christmas Tree