If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A secret.
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
What has hands, but never claps?
Or Mama.
How old is infinity?
365, it was a concept made in 1655
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
She lived in the southern hemisphere.
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.
What number is 35/15?
35 or 15.
John's mother has five kids. They're names are March, April, May and June. What is the name of the 5th child?
John
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A telephone book.
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin
What two words contain the most letters?
post office
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital in France.
What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009
What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Your mind.
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
The telephone.