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I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
a clock
If two’s a company, and three’s a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9!
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Shorter. (Short + ‘er’)
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old, what am I?
A candle.
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make it a longer line?
Draw a short line next to it and now it’s the longer line.
What begins with an E, but only has one letter?
An Envelope.
How can a leopard change its spots?
By moving from one spot to another.
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn’t raining.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?
David!
You bought me for breakfast, lunch and dinner but never eat me, what am I?
Cutlery.
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet.
18, 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’, and 8 in ‘alphabet’
what is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What answer can you never honestly answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future.
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A Map
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking!
Railroad crossing, watch out of cars. Can you spell that without any “r’s”?
T-H-A-T
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breath.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow
If you are running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard