If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it.
What is a secret?
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
How can you leave a room with 2 legs and come back with 6 legs?
Bring a chair back with you
what 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
The more you have of it, the less you see.
What is darkness?
It has to be broken before it can be used.
What is an egg.
It goes up and never comes down.
What is your age?
It is harder to catch the faster you run.
What is your breath?
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man wrote "your exact weight "on the paper
It is tall when it is young and short when it is old.
What is a candle.
The more it dries, the wetter it gets.
What is a towel?
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
Why is Europe like a frying pan
It has Greece at the bottom
It gets whiter the dirtier it gets.
What is a chalkboard?
What can you catch but never throw away?
A cold
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
The number of times you can subtract five from twenty five.
What is once? After you subtract 5 from 25 it's not 25 anymore, it is 20.
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A Fence
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
What you would light first if you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp.
What is the match?