What has a bottom at the top?
Legs
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
During which month do people sleep the least?
February
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
a piano
What has hands, but can’t clap?
a clock
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It was not raining! DUH!!
If two's company, and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
what can you catch but not throw
A cold
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples.
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
roads
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
a secret
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one, the last one.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg!
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again. What am I?
An echo.
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
a comb
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
there are no stairs, it is a one floor house
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
darkness
What is made of water but if you put it into water it will die?
Ice cube
When was mount everest discovered?
Mount Everest was discovered in 1856
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin