If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it.
a secret
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
a promise
A man is trapped in a room that contains only two exits. The first exit is constructed of magnifying glasses that fry anything that walks through when the sun is out and blazing hot. The second exit includes a fire breathing dragon that is bound and determined to kill. How does the man escape?
He waits until nighttime and then runs through the first exit.
Three different doctors said that Paul is their brother yet Paul claims he has no brothers. Who is lying?
No one is lying because the three doctors are Paul’s sisters.
What do people make that you can't see?
The more you have of it, the less you see.
darkness
It has to be broken before it can be used.
What is an egg.
It goes up and never comes down.
What is your age?
It is harder to catch the faster you run.
What is your breath?
What speaks the truth but doesn't say a word?
What is a mirror?
It is tall when it is young and short when it is old.
a candle.
The more it dries, the wetter it gets.
What is a towel?
What is full of holes but still holds water?
What is a sponge?
If an electric train is moving north at 55 mph and the winds blowing east at 70 mph, which way does the smoke blow?
An electric train doesn’t emit smoke.
What is able to go up a chimney when down but unable to go down a chimney when up?
.
An umbrella
Steve was murdered on Saturday afternoon. His wife said she was reading. The doorman said he was in the shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The gardener was pruning hedges. From the information given, who committed the murder?
The chef because Steve was murdered in the afternoon yet the chef’s alibi was that he was making breakfast.
It's always in front of you but can't be seen.
It only has two words, but contains the most letters of all.
What is a post office?
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
What is an echo?
What has roots that no one sees and looms much taller than trees? Up it goes but yet it never grows; what is it?
a Mountain.
It has hands but doesn't clap.
a clock
A murderer is condemned to death and he has the option to die in one of the following three rooms: a room full of raging fire, a room full of assassins with loaded guns, and a room full of lions who haven’t eaten in years. Which room should he choose?
The room with the lions because if they haven’t eaten in years then they’re already dead.
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
The telephone.
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is a rainbow?
What you would light first if you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp.
What is the match?