What gets more wet while it dries?
A towel.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
What is the largest planet in the solar system?
Jupiter.
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence.
What is the nearest planet to the sun?
Mercury.
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age.
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
How many bones do sharks have in total?
None, zero. It is a trick question.
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong.
What is the largest known animal?
If a bother, his sister, and their dog weren't under an umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
It was not raining.
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.
What is the hottest planet in the solar system?
Venus.
What answer can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What is the largest known land animal that is still alive?
An Elephant.
Kyle's mother had five children. The first was named Lala, the second was named Lele, the third was named Lili, the fourth was named Lolo. What was the fifth child named?
Kyle
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What type of gas do plants produce?
Oxygen or O2
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?
David.
The moon borrows light from which star?
The sun.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Shorter (short+er)
What are clouds made up of?
Water or water vapor.
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
Glass
What is the hardest known natural material?
Diamond.