Why did the man climb to the roof of the diner?
The waiter said his dinner was on the house.
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he's bankrupt. Why?
He's playing Monopoly
How can half of 8 be 3?
Draw a vertical line through the 8. The 3 is on the right.
I'm black and white and red all over. What am I?
A Newspaper
What name does this represent: Bl4z3
Blaze
How can 9-1=10?
Use roman numerals
lX=X
A man is running away from home. A second man is running after him. The second man is wearing a mask. Who are they and what are they doing?
It is a baseball game. The man running from home just hit the ball. The second man is the catcher with the ball trying to tag the runner out.
Mark's father had 5 sons. Their names are John, Bob, Luke and Duncan. Who is the fifth son?
Mark
How can 10+3=1?
Use a clock with 12 hours
You are my reflection, but not in a mirror. I will always be by your side, not literally. What am I?
Your father
How can 19-1=20?
Use roman numerals.
lXX=XX
Though the pool has no water, Jimmy, Kate and Rob still enjoy it.
It's a carpool
What is special about these words: job, polish, herb
They are pronounced differently when the first letter is capitalized
How can half of 12 be 7?
Use roman numerals and draw a horizontal line through it. The 7 is on top
Xll-Vll