What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
a stuffed turkey
Where does today come before yesterday?
dictionary
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T inside it?
teapot
What kind of band never plays music?
rubber band
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
table
I am made of metal surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
Pencil
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
name
I can be bigger than you but weigh nothing at all. What am I?
your shadow
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
piano
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
fence
What word can you add letters to make it shorter?
short
What word is always pronounced wrong?
wrong
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you die
nothing
What has words, but never speaks?
book
What has a head and a tail but no body?
coin
The more you have of it, the less you see
Darkness
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts off my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.
onion
What building has the most stories?
library
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
the letter "o"
What can’t be put in a saucepan?
its lid
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
mushroom
I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
envelope
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
What has many rings but no fingers?
phone