Hard
You throw me away when you need me and bring me back when you don't. What am I?
Anchor
What brings you through your hardest times but runs when you say their name?
Your girlfriend/boyfriend
What gets wet when drying?
A towel.
Your eyes are open and I’m there. Close them. I’m there too. What am I?
The Dark
I can fly, but I am not a bird. I can swim, but I am not a fish. I can run, but I am not a rabbit. What am I?
A Kite.
What has an eye but cannot see?
A Needle
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank, of course.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A Clock
What’s the one place you can be sure you’ll never read your name?
Your Gravestone.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A Sponge.
What has a neck but no head?
A Bottle
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
I can fly, but have no wings. I can cry, but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
Clouds
Where does today come before yesterday?
A Dictionary.
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The Future.
What kind of band never plays music?
A Rubber Band
What has a thumb and four fingers but isn't alive?
A Glove
’m soft, delicate and silky, but if you’re wrapped in me, you’ll scream—if you can. What am I?
A Cobweb.
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries, and minutes, but not in decades, years, or days?
The Letter “S”
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All The People Were Married.
What question can you never truthfully answer “yes” to?
“Are you awake yet?”
What goes up but never comes down?
Your Age.
You’re certain to be wearing your best outfit or something special when you come to stay. What am I?
A Coffin.
What word is always spelled wrong?
The Word “Wrong”