What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your word
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
Answer: A piano
A piano
I’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible
He was born on February 29.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
Where does today come before yesterday?
the dictionary
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
: A chalkboard
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A secret
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
Three: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead