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Regular Riddles
100
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didn’t take anything on the ark. Noah Did
100
At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen."
stars
100
I come in all shapes and sizes, But if you got me don't be expecting any surprises. You use me in a mall, But don't use me to call. I can be Texas or Sharp, But I can't play the harp. You can punch me all you want, And you may see me in a restaurant. I get what you want in an instant, And figure out some things you can't. Just select the parallel key, And the object you were searching for is what you will see. What am I?
A calculator
100
What has Eighty-eight keys but can’t open a single door?
A piano
100
: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
200
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
It wasn't raining
200
"I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball."
Tomorrow
200
McIntosh and Newton gave birth to me. I've lived all of my life in Tennessee. Created to help defeat an alien race. Battling on an artifact, way in outer space. Trained from a young child, to know how to fight. I have proven that I can wear the green and white. What am I?
A spartan
200
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird.
None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!
200
What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella!
300
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
One
300
: Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob
300
What are you if your mom is from Iceland and your dad is from Cuba?
Ice Cube
300
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow
300
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Because they already 8.
400
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
400
What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
His breath!
400
Q: Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?
Their friend, Tuesday.
400
One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker go to a hotel. When they get their bill, however, it’s for four people. Who’s the fourth person?
One night can also mean one knight. That makes four: one knight, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker!
400
What’s the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of a mirror.
500
Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
500
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
500
Would hot or cold win the race and why?
Hot everyone can catch cold
500
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd….)
500
How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
The score is always 0-0 before the game.