Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving time?
He was stuffed
100
What has 4 legs but can't walk?
A table!
100
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Rap music
100
What kind of stories do bunnies like to tell?
cotton tales
200
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple
200
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
200
what has a tail and a head?
A coin!
200
What did the pumpkin need for his boo boo?
A pumpkin patch!
200
With a r!
How does Easter end?
300
Why are Christmas trees bad knitters?
Because they keep dropping their needles
300
When is Christmas before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
300
How are the letter T an an island alike?
They both are in the middle of water.
300
What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
I scream!
300
They will crack up!
Why don't you tell Easter eggs jokes?
400
What kind of ball can't bounce?
A snowball
400
What kind of music did pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
400
What is a 7 letter that contains thousands of letters?
Mailbox
400
Why did the vampire get kicked out of the haunted house?
Cause he was a pain in the neck!
500
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight
500
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
pilgrims
500
What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man can hold it more than 5 minutes?
Breath
500
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because everyone is coffin
500
The baby chick was cheeper (Cheaper)
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Why?