Once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years.
What is the letter M?
100
A cowboy rode into River Edge on Friday. Three days later he rode away on Friday. This is possible because of this.
What is his horse was named Friday?
200
After you take away the whole, some still remain.
What is wholesome?
200
When I'm set loose I travel far away, never so cursed as when I go astray.
What is a fart?
200
An old snowman is called this.
What is water?
300
This is the difference between here and there.
What is the letter T?
300
I live in the corner but travel the world.
What is A postage stamp?
300
A doctor and a bus driver fell in love with the same woman. When the bus driver had to go on a week long trip, he gave the woman seven apples because of this.
What is an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
400
This is the same about an island and the letter T.
What is they are both in the middle of ocean?
400
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and place. I am essential to creation, and surround every place.
What is the letter E?
400
This happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream.
What is it makes a splash/ gets wet?
500
I have a word of letters three, add two more and fewer there will be. My word is this.
What is few?
500
I am a seven letter word. I am greater than God and more evil than the Devil. The rich need me and the poor have me. If you eat me you will die.
What is nothing?
500
An oompa loompa, a pregnant woman, and Martin Luther King Jr. run a race. The winner is this person.
What is the pregnant woman?
(Oompa loompas aren't real and Martin Luther King Jr. Is dead.)