Food
Broken Before Used
An egg
How many sides does a circle have?
None. A circle doesn't have sides.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
Any/All, Houses can't jump
What kind of animal can do Kung fu?
Kung fu pandas!
Cheese is Not Yours
Nacho cheese.
What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same
What is always on the ground but is never dirty?
A shadow.
What animal is the best at baseball?
A bat.
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence/gate
What kind of nut has no shell?
A doughnut
If a boy blows 18 bubbles, and then he pops 7, eats 6, stomps 5, and blows another 1, how many are left?
One
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
If there are four sheep, two dogs, and one farmer, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed.
With one s I'm hot, but if you double it, I'm the sweetest.
Dessert
How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
The score is always 0-0 before the game.
You can't keep this until you have given it.
A promise (or your word).
A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
What did the hamburger buy for his sweetheart?
A ring (onion ring)
If it took seven people 10 hours to build a doghouse, how many hours will it take 15 people to build the same doghouse?
None. The dog house is already built.
What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
A pillow
Why don't African animals play games?
There are too many cheetahs!
There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
10. 30 cows, and twenty-eight chickens. Say EIGHT and ATE. They sound the same. Therefore, it means 20 ATE chickens. 30-20=10, so 10 cows didn't eat any chickens.