Numbers
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? Why?
Once, because after you subtract it isn't 25 anymore.
What kind of music do rabbits like?
Hip Hop
What is the wealthiest machine in the world?
ATM
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
Which Halloween monster is good at math?
Count Dracula
What two whole, positive numbers that have a one-digit answer when multiplied and a two-digit answer when added?
1 and 9
Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving?
Because they are stuffed
What women would be sad if she lost twenty pounds?
A British women (pounds is the currency in Britian)
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A glove
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball
What two whole, positive numbers have the same answer when multiplied together as when added together?
2 and 2
I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I?
A kite
What kind of food is nuts (crazy) about money?
Cash-ew
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
He Neverlands
What number can you subtract half from to obtain a result of zero?
The number 8. It's made up of two zeros, one on top of the other.
I am a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?
A chess piece (horse/knight)
I have branches yet I have no leaves, no trunk and no fruit. What am I?
A Bank
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
There was a monster under your bed you looked under and saw nothing. there was a monster in your closet you looked in and saw nothing. there was a monster in your toy chest you looked in there and saw nothing. what was the monsters name?
Nothing
I am a number with a couple of friends, quarter a dozen, and you'll find me again. What am I?
Imagine this: A swarm of bees are going to attack you. You are running as fast as you can, running for your dear life. They are closing in about to sting. How can you escape from them?
Quit imagining
What animal has a cent?
A skunk
Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A Shadow
What has 100 teeth and has a monster behind it
A Zipper