Food Jokes
Why don't eggs tell joke?
They would CRACK each other up!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador!
What has keys but can't open locks?
A PIANO!
I have legs but I cannot walk. What am I?
A Chair
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An EGG!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't PEELING well!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A BULLdozer!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
What goes up but NEVER comes down?
Your age
I go up and down, but never move. What am I?
A Staircase
Why di the cookie go to the nurse?
It was feeling CRUMMY!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A CARROT!
What musical instrument is in a bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste!
Bob’s mother has three children. Their names are Huey, Dewey, and …
Bob
I can fill a room, but take up no space. What am I?
Light
What has four wheels and flies?
A GARBAGE TRUCK!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-SNORE!
What kind of tree fits in you hand?
A PALM tree!
What are tow things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What kind of room has no doors?
A Mushroom
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
What is a cat's favorite color?
PURR-ple
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a VIRUS!
I can be cracked. And I can be made. I can be told. And I can be played. What am I?
A Joke
I am orange, have a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A Carrot