Riddles
What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up and up it goes and yet never grows?
A Mountain
Why don't you spell Dark with the letter C?
Because you can't C in the dark
What does the idiom "a dime a dozen" mean to say?
That something is not unique and ver common
What is a "simp"?
A simp is someone who puts the other person's needs before their own in a way that doesn't benefit them.
In an English/American/Australian/Philippine school, it is taught that there is ___continents
7
Thirty white horses on a red hill, first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still
Teeth
Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert?
Because he was stuffed
What does it mean to "face the music"
To accept the responsibility for a past mistake.
What does it mean to call someone a GOAT?
GREATEST OF ALL TIME
What is the largest country in the world?
Russia
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. it lies behind stars and under hills, and empty hole it fills. It comes first and follows after. Ends life, kills laughter
The Dark
Why did the bicycle fall over?
it was two-tired
What does it mean to kick back?
To relax or to rest.
What is the "tea" on please "spill the tea"
Gossip
What Is a group of lions called?
A pride
This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stone to meal; Slays king, ruins town, and beats high mountain down.
Time
Did you hear about what happened to the population of Ireland?
it's Dublin (doubling)
What doe it mean to be let off the hook?
To be forgiven or shown mercy when you really should face punishment
What does it mean to be "wack"
To be back is Irrelevant,wack, something that is off, not popular, not likeable, tame, or lousy.
What is a group of crows called?
A Murder
A father is driving his son to an interview for a position at a large stockbrokers company in the city. The son gets a call from the trading company's CEO who says, "Good luck son, you've got this!" The son looks at the father who is sitting net to him. How can this be?
The CEO is his Mother
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland
What does it mean to bite the bullet?
What does it mean if someone is a flake?
Someone who commits to plans and then always cancels last minute.
What is the largest organ in the human body?
The Skin