What goes up, but never comes down?
Your age.
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
A secret
What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand? Why?
Normal, people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A clock
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby
I come up when you feed me, but I die if you get me a drink. What Am I?
Fire
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps every night
You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
They're all married
How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
He kicked it up
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest girl can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Air
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men? Why?
No time, it's already built by the eight men
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a G at the beginning
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
12
If you sit a cup on the table facing south while you are on the north side of the table, on which side is the cup’s handle? Why?
ALWAYS on the side, it's on the outside no matter what
What can one catch, but not throw?
Sickness
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors? Why?
They don't bury them, they're not dead
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived?
They were married
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one slice of pizza, yet only three slices were eaten. How’s that possible?
The group included a grandmother, her daughter and her daughter’s daughter.
What thing do you answer with, even though it never asked a question?
A phone
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The four you took.
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
He is bald
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
A man lives on the 100th floor of an apartment building. On rainy days he rides the elevator all the way up. However, on sunny days, he goes half way and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
The man is short and can only reach the button for the 50th floor on the elevator. On rainy days, he uses his umbrella handle