Politics
A good democrat? Nah his own party chased him out for caring about issues that actually matter like affordable housing and healthcare instead of the woke agenda
Bernie
Get ready for freedom, a Venezuelan communist was immediately introduced to capitalism when he was forced to wear this iconic part of African American Culture
Nike Tech
Peaches
Georgia
Closed of Boston Harbor, made them pay for tea, disbanded local government, and made a bunch of sweaty, sexy, hot soldiers, stay at MY specifically MY house, wait what was I talking about
Intolerable Acts
The richest man who ever lived. On his trip to Mecca he inflated the economy of Cairo
Mansa Musa
2 recall elections? That's wild especially in his state. And that's the best candidate they got, yea idk how well 2028 is going to go
Gavin Newsome
I swear this isn't racist, 16 naval ships meant to go show the savages who really are the rulers of the world (it's me trust)
Great White Fleet
Gateway Arch
Missouri
I'm allowed in public now? They'll prolly regret that, it's not just me everyone can go everywhere now regardless of race, religion, gender, etc
Civil Rights Act 1964
Daily Doubles
Founder of the Muslim Mosque, the antithesis of MLK a civil rights
The stupid lady who keeps showing up in all my Youtube ads talking abt peaceful deportation, also is known for constantly having sh*t on her nose
Kriti Noem
A document that swears we totally won't not refrain from potentially may or may not eventually under certain circumstances actually no circumstances annex Cuba
Teller Amendment
Somali Daycares
Minnesota
Anybody read The Roundhouse? I didn't but I'm pretty sure this act which destroyed communal land on tribal reservations is probably important to the plot
Dawes Act
The African Hitler and conqueror of Britain. A butcher of his home country located in the African Great Lakes region
Idi Amin
An important cabinet position turn tiktoker as he was severely reprimanded for doing exactly that
Pete Hagseth
Some of the original finance bros, and just like most finances bros they spent everyone's money became very corrupt and basically burnt Adam's "socialist paradise" to the ground
Chicago Boys
Diamond mine
Arkansas
Patriot Act
Lets laugh at Italy, they lost to this man and his primitive army at Adwa despite having a severely worse army
Menelik II
A Florida gubernatorial candidate who started beef with Sophie Rain over a tax over a particularly lustful industry
Fishback
There's precedent in the USA capturing foreign leaders. Apparently no one cares about Panama or its leaders, except me it should be Colombia
Manuel Noreiga
Kentucky
I mean the act does what it says on the tin. A 2010 piece of legislation that gives people health insurance
Affordable Care Act
A dictator of Equatorial Guinea who was high all the time and burnt all of his countries foreign reserves for no reason
Francisco Macias Nguema