Names
What Forsythe Pendleton Jones III, whose sister is nicknamed "Jellybean", is better known as
Who is Jughead?
He made a name for himself by the clothing he wears and by killing anyone he deemed a sinner
Who is The Black Hood?
What is a milkshake?
Perhaps the most infamous musical episode, two characters have a cult wedding to "Our Love is God" and a character is told that he's in the final number in the show opening night
What is Heathers?
My favorite main character, who grew on me after winning against every single serial killer who came up against them as a 14-18 year old
Who is Betty Cooper?
A member of the serpent gang and given the name "Toothy" in a book as an attempt to hide his true identity
Who is Fangs?
A man who miraculously recovered from a neuromuscular disease by working out and beating people up. Also, a parent of the core four
Who is Hiram Lodge?
It look like Pixy Stix, but are much more intense than a sugar high and a Christmassy name
What is Jingle-Jangle?
The very first musical episode, where at the end, a character is stabbed and left covered in blood on the stage. It is in a way reminiscent of the iconic image being covered in blood from the musical itself
What is Carrie?
It is made to sound like a whip during musical episodes. It makes me wonder who the foley artist is and makes me smile a little every time
What is swooshing hair?
A serpents member with a name reminiscent of the French revolution and a shiny December birth stone
Who is Antoinette Topaz?
A cult that puts on musicals, harvests organs and builds rockets (or rocket, singular)
What is The Farm?
The run off of this drug caused women to have seizures and a version of the drug itself gave people rabies like symptoms
What are Fizzle Rocks?
What is Next to Normal?
While there is an objectively best season, I hold a special place in my heart for this one that had me on the edge of my seat
What is season 4?
A punny name for the Devil himself
Who is Lou(is) Cipher?
Disguised as his boyfriend (who he later lied about being dead), this man faked being a son in the Cooper family
Who is Chic?
While drinking this isn't quite the normal thing cults would consume, people who play G&G certainly do
The episode in which Cheryl and Toni make the curious choice to perform "Sugar Daddy" as a way to show their principal that this musical is not sexual
What is Hedwig and the Angry Inch?
An episode that is a parody of The Breakfast Club, featuring everyone playing their parents in flashbacks.
What is "The Midnight Club" or S3:E4?
His name perhaps became ironic after he bled out from his gums and died
This man wanted Riverdale to be a sundown town and hates community and people of color and is actually worse than the devil we meet - maybe he is the devil. And his name isn't even a pun
Who is Percival Pickens?
Before they got their Lays sponsorship, Jughead consumed a lot of these
Spicy tortilla chips
The least fun of the musical episodes that lulls you into a false sense of security by going way too long between songs (and suddenly then one song right after the other). However, the music was written by the same person who wrote my favorite musical
What is American Psycho?
My favorite Riverdale hashtag that is not a trending one but does reference my favorite niche character