What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!
Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.” Sick?
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Ant's take rest for around 8 Minutes in 12 hour period.
Coca-Cola was originally green.8.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To get to the other side.