Veteran Life (We've All Been There)
WAR & DEPLOYMENT
VA, PAPERWORK & SURVIVAL
HOMES FOR ALL VETERANS
VETERANS ONLY (NO CIVILIANS ALLOWED)
100

What phrase usually means “hurry up and wait”?

What is “Standby” 

100

What food tastes better when you’re deployed?

What is literally any food? Or Air Force Chow Hall

100

What word best describes dealing with the VA?

What is patience?

100

What is the unofficial RMHS dress code?

What is business casual mixed with we might not own a mirror?

100

What do veterans call “normal volume”?

What is yelling?

200

What is the unofficial military superpower?

What is functioning on little to no sleep

200

What does “secure the area” usually turn into?

What is standing around looking busy?

200

How many times do you usually submit the same paperwork?

What is at least twice?

200

What is the biggest skill difference between VSS and PSS?

What is VSS knows the rules, and PSS knows which ones can be bent?

200

What does “I’m five minutes away” actually mean when a veteran says it?

What is “I haven’t left yet”?

300

What does it really mean when someone says “voluntold”?

What is you didn’t volunteer — you were told you are going to

300

What is the universal deployment fashion item?

What are sunglasses?

300

What phrase means “this will take way longer than expected”?

What is “processing”?

300

What item does RMHS staff always need more of?

What is Coffee and Red Bull 

300

What sound instantly makes veterans alert for no reason?

What is a loud bang or unexpected noise?

400

What is something military training accidentally prepared you for in civilian life?

What is adapting to chaos / waiting forever / surviving on caffeine?

400

What is the most unrealistic thing in war movies according to veterans?

What is perfect communication and plans going smoothly?

400

What is the real skill veterans learn from paperwork?

What is persistence?

400

 What is RMHS cardio? 

What is running between phone calls, emails, and “real quick questions”?

400

What is a veteran’s natural response to the words “mandatory fun”?

What is immediate suspicion?

500

What is a veteran’s natural sleeping position?  

What is fully dressed?

500

What is the most accurate summary of every plan made in a war zone?

What is “this will change in five minutes”?

500

What is the real purpose of VA paperwork?

What is testing how badly you want the benefit?

500

What is the most dangerous phrase in RMHS housing work?

What is “this one should be easy”?

500

What is the most military thing veterans still do even as civilians?

What is hurry up and wait… angrily?