IT GOES TO ELEVEN
2 AND A HALF
THE RESTIVUS
I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO GO AHEAD...
ON THE BANKS OF THE ASSINIBOINE
100
How much more black could it be?
What is none more black.
100
Officer Nordberg literally gets thrown under a bus bound for this city.
What is Detroit?
100
The Festivus holiday begins with THIS tradition
What is the Airing of Grievances?
100
Bob celebrates his entire catalogue
Who is Michael Bolton?
100
A noun-turned-verb used by an ex-employer of Bean, referring to an action that blocks or barricades
What is "Sandbag"?
200
18"
What is the height of Spinal Tap's stonehenge monument.
200
Officer Frank Drebin decides to change his drink order from "the strongest thing you've got" to THIS.
What is a Black Russian.
200
For a very high strength-to-weight ratio, Frank Costanza ensures the Festivus Pole is made of THIS type of metal.
What is aluminum?
200
Dragged to an abandoned field and beaten senseless with a baseball bat
What is a copy machine?
200
The product sold at Calbecks that a seasonal worker was trying to find, and Bean was unable to help because he couldn't understand the man's accent.
What is "Sweet Milk".
300
Peter "James" Bond, Stumpy Pete's replacement, met his maker on stage during a jazz-blues festival on the Isle of Lucy, in THIS way...
What is Spontaneous Combustion?
300
Officer Drebin accidentally lays the beats on this leading lady in the opening scene
Who is Barbara Bush?
300
During Festivus' concluding "Feats of Strength" tradition, the holiday is not over until THIS happens.
What is the head of the household getting pinned during a wrestling match?
300
Minimum amount of flair allowed at Chotchkie's.
What is 15?
300
We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg.
What is "The Good Morning Burger"
400
During the famed 'Jazz Odyssey' performance at Stockton, California's 'Themeland Amusement Park', the Tap was the opening act for THIS
What is a puppet show
400
Frank's code word for his team to move in on the warehouse bust.
What is "I love it"?
400
Kramer generates THIS NUMBER of Festivus miracles
What is 2?
400
Although he got the memo, Peter neglects to put the cover sheet on THESE documents.
What are TPS reports?
400
In "Total Recall", Arnold Schwarzenegger plans to stay on Mars for this duration of time.
What is two weeks?
500
Oh what fine things Mother makes
What is cups and cakes.
500
This song was sung by both Jane and her assailant in 2 and a half's famous shower scene
What is "the way we were"
500
Festivus is celebrated on THIS date.
What is December 23?
500
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately
What is "Wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob"
500
Many claim this to be The Pink Floyd's weirdest song, but it also holds the title for The Longest Name in the British rock band's expansive catalogue
What is 'Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict'