Roasts that rhyme
Roses are red, monsters are green...🧌
...Look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean
Give me a minute! I'm trying to think of an insult simple enough...🤔
...For you to understand👁️👄👁️
I'd love to join you in your little world...😊🤷
...But I value logic too much
Congratulations! 🥳🎉 You just...
...Did a YAP around the earth!
I'd give you a nasty look...👹
...But you've already got one
Is not's my fault everyone's opinion is that I'm pretty cool...😎
...And you're just a minion🍌
Sorry, I couldn't think of a roast...😔
...Dumb enough for you to understand🤷
Your chat is like a record...
...Repetitive and stuck in the same old groove
I'll never forget when we first met...💞💗
...But I'll keep trying
I'd give you a piece of my mind...🤯
...But I'm not sure if there's room in your's
Don't feel bad, don't feel blue...😔
...Frankenstein is ugly too 👹
When I look at you, I wish I can meet you again for the first time...💞
...And walk past 👁️👄👁️
There's someone out there for everybody...☺️
...For you, it's a psychiatrist 🙃
Stupidity isn't a crime...🤷
...So, you're free to go
I'm not saying you're the problem...🙄
...But your mirror might have some shocking news for you
Roses are red, violets are blue, so many people are pretty...🌸💐🌺🌻🌼
...But what happened to you?😬
You're the sun in my life...🌞
...Now get 93.83 million miles away from me
You're like a software update, every time I see you...👁️👄👁️
...I immediately think "not now"
You're not stupid...🙃
...You just have bad luck when thinking
I'm the type of person who laughs at mistakes...🤣
...So sorry if I laugh at your face🤷
Don't be ashamed of who you are (even if it's a WHAT you are)...💗
...That's your parent's job 😌
I told my therapist about you...🤷
...She didn't believe me 🤔
I look at you and think; two billion years of evolution...🤔
...And this? 👁️👄👁️