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Looks like you're about get some ________ news.
Looks like you're about get some shocking news.
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident?
An amputation
I accidentally drove my Subaru Outback into the river.
Now it’s a Scuba-ru.
Your Camaro needs a new ______ and a new ________.
Your Camaro needs a new format and a new approach.
Don’t _____ it till you try it!
Don’t knife it till you try it!
What happens when Kermit the Frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad
What type of car does the dog hate?
A Cor-Vet.
How high would a ████████ fly if a ████████ would fly high?
How high would a housefly fly if a housefly would fly high?
Grilling is my _______. The sizzle ______ the soul.
Grilling is my therapy. The sizzle soothes the soul.
I hope you have a ____ good day.
I hope you have a Wheelie good day.
I heard Gordon Ramsey drives a cool car.
Must be a Chef-rolet.
Your automobile is under a ███████ Influence
Your automobile is under a Demonic Influence
Eight ____, one web, ________ possibilities
Eight legs, one web, endless possibilities
Why couldn't the 11 year old see the new pirate movie?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
You Can Hear Every █████ ███ On Long Extended Trips
You Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Did you know there were cars in America before Christopher Columbus arrived?
The Cherokees
Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home
Two Cadillac drivers got in a fender-bender, got out of their cars, and then started yelling at each other.
Within a few seconds, they were in a fistfight. I guess you could say things Escaladed quickly.
Dear Old Dad's ██████ ██████████
Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment