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What color are dad’s eyes?
Plaid.
What event is taking place when leftovers are for dinner?
Grab ‘n Growl.
What do you ask someone to do when the blanket is too wrinkly?
Fred it out.
What is the proper response to someone asking if you are hungry for dinner?
I could eat.
What is a proper response to receiving a Christmas present that the gift giver is not convinced you appreciate?
This is good.
What should one say to themselves when traveling to school uphill in the freezing Iowan winters?
I’m warm as toast.
What was the name of the white family van?
The Exploder.
Where are we going to dinner?
Somewhere you’ll really liiiike.
What is one doing when they do not sit down at holiday meals and tend to guests like a waiter?
Flitting.
What is the proper response when something tastes too hot?
Too ficey.
What should one say when clearing the dinner table for someone?
Can I get some of these dishes out of your way?
What specimen attacked Mom as she biked along the roads in Iowa?
Red Wing Black Bird.
What did Dad once have for breakfast?
A cheeseburger.
What does Mom need a little of with her lunch?
“I need a little crunch with my lunch.”
What device does one use to drink a liquid instead of sipping from the glass?
A strawl.
What does mom need more of if her chair is not comfortable enough?
Cush cush.
Finish the phrase. “We are nature…”
“Nature is us!”
What do you call someone who is over cautious or sucks the fun out of something by enforcing rules?
Safety Sam.
What did Dad once eat in one sitting while in a garage?
Pecan pie.
What do you call the dish at dinner that consists of only meat?
Meat bucket.
What is the name for toasted day old bread with cinnamon sugar on it?
Tribach.
Where are you when you do something that makes Mom mad?
The doghouse.
What would you call someone who is full of themselves and enjoys telling others how much better they are than anyone else?
Braggatious.
Name five nicknames for Angus.
Shrimp Dog. Anger Wanger. Angy. Pee Bag. Anger Wanger Fee Fi Foe Fanger. Tard Dog. Wetbeard the Pirate. Scruffalo. Scruffalo Dog.
Name the three rules Anna had for Kirsten while babysitting.
No hermit crabs in pants. No underwear on the fan. No eating mozzarella sticks.