Surprise!
Is a cerfified FAA Airman
Who is Matt?
"With an iron will and a pit-bull-like determination, you can get three kitchen tables for the price of one... If the first two have minor blemishes."
Who is Chris? (from AJ)
This cousin looked down the barrel of a potato gun and "dry fired" it, singeing their eyelashes shut.
Who is Matt?
This Rogers parent is the "...most loving person in the world".... But, to get access to the car, would tell Granny they were driving Jeff to the library, only to leave him there to go hang with friends.
Who is Chris? (from Kevin)
Rent-A-Center! Worst part was picking up repo'd furniture covered with roaches and bed bugs!
Who is Meg?
This cousin can sing the Doublemint jingle! Just ask her!
Who is Amanda?
"Son, it's a good problem to have, but it's still a dang problem"
Who is Jeff? (from Dan)
A budding magician, this cousin keeps his trick secrets safe, sometimes never telling his parents
Who is Garrett?
Santa Claus is coming to town so you better watch out when this Rogers is mad! They once threw the family nativity stable at their kids!
Who is Mary? A.K.A: Drop Kick-Me Jesus! (from Tim)
Lifeguarding! The actual lifeguarding was fine, but not the secondary duty of cleaning up the filthy bathrooms, according to this cousin.
Who is Julie?
In their 20's, this cousin considered entering into seminary school.
Who is John?
To not back talk to our mother or say something wrong because you never know when dad is behind you
Who is Jeff? (from Meg)
Oh là là!!! This cousin treated an entire Paris metro car to some "accidental" pole dancing
Who is Caitlin?
After having a bit too much fun at Octoberfest in Germany, this Rogers passed out with friends on a train station bench while their spouse tried to navigate them home.
Who is Jeff? (from Dan)
"Have you seen Gorillas in the Mist?" was this cousin's opening line while doing a stint as a door-to-door monkey conservation fundraiser.
Who is Joe?
No love for this cousin! They were the first one eliminated from a cable TV dating game show!
Who is Tim?
No job is “less than”
Who is Rich? (from Amanda)
While eating a boiling cup of noodles, this cousin sped nearly 100mph to some unknown island without life jackets onboard.
Who is Callie?
Sugar: Shows up %100 of the time for their kids.
Spice: Wastes food like a Kardashian.
Who is Chris? (from Susie)
Telemarketing! After one hour they quit!
Who is Becky?
Has AND still wears T-shirts from the 7th grade
Who is AJ?
My parent taught me how to be open to people. She has a way with strangers that is rare and can make anyone feel at ease
Who is Jamie? (from John)
One word: Dreadlocks!
Who is Susie? (Becky did it too!)
Sugar: Has an ear for anyone who needs it!
Spice: But she can hold a grudge for days!
Who is Jamie? (from John)
IHOP Dishwasher! The BOH was just nasty according to this cousin.
Who is Vance?