Things Old People Have in Their Purse
An orange/yellow individually wrapped candy made of butter and honey.
Butterscotch
Tom Hanks "Flavortown, we have a problem"
Houston
PSY (2012)
Gangnam Style
In the 2005 film "Madagascar", King Julien is a
Lemur
I went to a tasting yesterday at Mission BBQ to see if we wanted to use them as our caterer for our wedding. Points for every item you can list that we tried. Once you get one wrong, the other team gets to go.
Beef Brisket
Chopped Brisket
Pulled Pork
Smoked Chicken
Andouille Sausage
Smoked Turkey
Collard Greens
Green Beans
Mac and Cheese
Cheesy Potatoes
Cole Slaw
Baked Beans
Corn Bread
Rolls
Pictures of these people that hopefully call them very often and tell them they love them.
Grandchildren
Brad Pitt: "The first rule of chess club is you don't talk about chess club"
Fight club
Juice WRLD (2018)
Lucid Dreams
Victor Wembanyama is a ________
A device on the heel of a horse rider to urge the horse forward
Spur
The title of this jeopardy is "Ron Burgundy". Ron Burgundy is a character from what movie?
Anchorman
A hemmed square of thinned fabric primarily used for personal hygiene such as wiping ones nose.
Handkerchief
"Lions, and Tigers, and Porcupines, oh my!
Bears
Migos (2016)
Bad and Boujee
Last name of the rapper that released the 1991 album "2Pacalypse now"
Shakur
These NFL siblings made history in 2023 as the first brothers to compete in the super bowl. They were also both recently named to the sexiest man alive list.
Jason and Travis Kelce
A thin emery board used to shape the ends of the phalanges
Nail file
Step Brothers: "Why are you all sweaty? I was watching Dora"
Cops
Frank Ocean (2012)
Thinkin Bout You
Little Frankie was playing in traffic. Frankie got hit with ~8,000 newtons of force and broke this bone, the strongest and longest in the human body.
Femur
This company which produces frozen breaded chicken products just had to recall 30,000 pounds of chicken due to potential contamination of metal pieces.
Tyson
Better stay strapped with these in case of a laceration
Band-aids
SpongeBob Movie: "All bubble blowing woosies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar"
babies
Red Hot Chili Peppers (1991)
Under the Bridge
Half horse half man
Centaur
In response to the fear of Christianity spreading through this island country, in 1603 they closed their borders and entered a period of isolation until 1868. This was known as the Edo period.
Japan