jokes
Richmond
math
100
what did the tree wear to the pool party?
swim trunks
100
Who is our Principal?
Principal Eto
100
32 divided by 8 = ?
4
220
Why do you have to be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
220
How many school days are left until summer break?
16
220
What does the tri in triangle mean?
3
300
What kind of tree can you grow in your hand?
A Palm Tree
300
How many subjects are taught in middle school?
Kawasaki Sensei, Fujiiwara Sensei, Mr. Aubrecht
300
If there is $30 in prize money that goes to each of you, how much money will you get?
$15
400
How can you tell that oceans are friendly?
They always wave
400
What mountain is East of Richmond Elementary?
Mt. Tabor, will accept Mt. Hood.
400
If you give two hippos 35 watermelons and they eat 33 how many are left?
2
600
What do you call a cow that plays piano?
A MOO-sician
600
If Richmond Elementary was built in 1908, how old is our school?
116 years old!!
600
25 divided by 5 = ?
