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This humorous display of art, photos, and screenshots is a big hit with new house guests, like Spencer's classmate Phoebe during Halloween.
What is the yaoi fridge?
Winner of the 2021 Palme d'Or, this high-octane body horror film went beyond even a film student's expectations.
What is Titane?
Ted and Spencer sure do have a lot of inside jokes---7 years worth. They might use this statement to help everyone feel more included.
What is 'and Elsa's here too!'?
It might not typically belong in the fridge, but in Sydney, a loaf of this will be mouldy in days otherwise.
What is bread?
The day of the week we pay rent. Remember our new lease terms...
What is Tuesday?
Decorations are a big part of any party, and this recycled Halloween decoration was made well in advance---so much so that it needed to be hidden from the cleaner!
What is the plastic bottle body bag?
This 2022 film directed by 'the Daniels' made quite an impression on us all with its powerful reflection on optimism, the immigrant experience, and mother-daughter relationships.
What is Everything Everywhere All At Once?
Used to liken our reign over the apartment building to a racist hate-group---don't let anyone hear us say this.
What is 'we're the KKK of this apartment'?
You'll find this condiment on the top shelf of our fridge, but only the Japanese, savoury variety.
What is Kewpie mayonnaise?
The name for a visit from the real estate agents and/or landlord to check the condition of the property, no more than four times a year.
This furniture item took a bit of a beating during our housewarming party, but only because Spencer hadn't put it together properly.
What is the floor lamp?
This animated feature isn't exactly high-art, but Hank Azaria steals the spotlight as the campy, bedraggled wizard Gargamel.
What is The Smurfs (2011)?
Elsa isn't exactly a fan of eating sardines because of this amusing observation.
What is 'He's in there. I can see him. He's all in there!'?
Once, we lost a packet of these for several weeks, before digging them out from behind the pipes under the kitchen sink---our dishes were grateful.
What are kitchen sponges?
The amount time legally required to notify tenants of rent increases in writing.
What is 60 days?
What is Indian?
Watched more than a cumulative ten times in our apartment last year, this musical animated feature made waves on the billboard charts, and in Tumblr polyshipping.
What is K-Pop Demon Hunters?
Based on an unexpected critique in Spencer's art class, we use this phrase to dismiss ridiculous suggestions.
What is 'you could wear it like a poncho!'?
Although the bottle says 'refrigerate after opening', we keep this in our pantry, next to cooking oils and dry ingredients.
What is tomato sauce?
A triplet rhyme explaining the kind of damages a landlord cannot penalise their tenants for.
What is 'Fair Wear and Tear'?
Ted is an excellent host, and his themed mixed drinks are big hits, like this pairing of Halloween brews and this bucket of housewarming booze.
What are 'bathed in his blood', 'the goo', and 'bin juice'?
A Marvel alum gets hungry in this 2022 horror film, proving that maybe straight women should just stop dating altogether.
What is Fresh?
An unfortunate double entendre, Spencer used this exclamation to share one of his favourite region-specific curse words.
What is 'I love bollocks'?
While typically we store our alcohol in the drinks cart, our mixers, like fruit juice or soft drink, tend to stay in the fridges. The bottle of margarita mix, however, was stored here for nearly 12 months before consumption.
What is the top shelf of the pantry?
The legislative act dictating the rules and responsibilities applicable to landlords and tenants in our area.
What is the NSW Residential Tenancies Act 2010?