Funny Phrases
School
Clown Quirks
Miscellaneous
100

What history-themed joke did I tell consistently around sixth-grade and at the talent show?

What do you call an early human who always says crazy things?

100

What school do I go to

Moses Brown

100

What is the main clown item that impresses people

My unicycle skills

100

What type of shoes do I wear

Dress shoes

200

What popular joke did I make about Hawaii during the talent show

Did you hear laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? They only permit a low ha

200

What color is my backpack

Navy/Blue

200

What unofficial club did I start

Juggling Club

200

What town did I live in for eleven years of my life

BOSTON

GO RED SOXXXXX!!!

300

Fill in the blank!!


Now that's ___ and all, but can any of you ride a unicycle

Nice

300

What was my body system in the science project

The excretory/urinary system

300

What type of clown clothing did I wear during recess once.

Clown shoes

300

What is my middle name

James

400

Fill in the blank!

"Quoth the raven ___, quoth the raven ____"

*Blank answers are the same

Nevermore

400

What clef do I read when I play the baritone horn

Bass Clef

400

What clown hobby was the first clownish thing that I accomplished

Pogo sticking

400

What is my best mile time

7:12

500

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Auster-ridiculous Aferensis

500

What does "Ubi est Oppidum?" mean in Latin

"Where is the town?"

500

What type of clown item did I try to make over winter break.

Stilts

500

How much water does my water bottle hold

68 mL