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400

This is what Andrew uses to watch up to 12 football games at a time on certain Sundays.

What is NFL Redzone?

400

Benny Bear did this when Isaac(justly) did not let him be commissioner of the family league.

What is start his own depressing league?

400

This is Michael Rossini's nickname that is from the Office.

What is Prison Mike?

400

We say that these people all sound and look the same.

What are Asians?

400

This is how long we had the cabin for.

What is 21 years(22 in April)?

800

Alex is president of this high-class club.

What is the High Underwear Club?

800

The Harris Brossinis think they are super funny when they posted(numerous times) about Uncle John doing this. Hint, they are not funny doing this.

What is sleeping on the couch?

800

Violet has these drawn on because she got cancerred.

What are eyebrows?

800

This commonly said Rossini phrase means "God-Willing".

(Extra hint?)

What is "Inshallah"?

800

Total amount of time in the extended Lord of the Rings. (increments of half hours)

What is 11.5 hours?

1200

Alena likes to run off sometimes because we all are too ------------------ (in her own words).

What is mentally exhausting?

1200

We all want to eat this of John Paul's.

What is cake?

1200

Michael Marabella is dating(or was, idk) the daughter of the owner of this company.

What is Warner-Stallion?

1200

The 7th planet from the sun that is also Dad's favorite planet.

What is UrAnus?

1200

This is the amount of national debt the US has. (in trillions)

What is 36 Trillion?(total amount of money in the whole world is ~80 T)

1600

For some weird unknown reason, Abby last year took a class at the U about this extinct species.

What are the dinosaurs?

1600

Gemma used to be and maybe still is obsessed with this specific pattern on all pieces of her clothing. She also shared this liking with Abby.

What is galaxy?

1600

John Mark really "needs" these two things.

What are running shoes and a cookbook?

1600

Randy Moss mimicked showing us these in the "greatest celebration dance" in the NFL.

What are his moons or buttocks?

1600

This is the population of the US. (increments of 50 M)

What is 350 million?

2000

Because of a deal, dad just got this amount of pop cases(12 packs).

What is 15?

2000

The older Harris siblings would attend these two camps with our older siblings.

What is Veritas and Train the Trainer?

2000

This is our cousin Carrie's real name. (first and last)

What is Carolyn Johnson? (like wtf?)

2000

This is a two word name for a fat muslim. It relates to diabetes and contains a muslim phrase.

What is an insulin inshallah?

2000

This is the population of Minnesota.(use increments of hundred thousands - i.e. 3.2 mil, 90.5 mil).

What is 5.7 million?