The Septics Aren't Great
The approximate number of flushes that the Pagano’s septic tank can accommodate before it implodes.
What is 312.5 flushes?
The phrase coined by Jeff Garnett to describe the weather during the hottest Bobcat Weekend on record.
The two biggest industries in Fitzwilliam during the 18th and 19th centuries.
What are granite and blueberries?
Name 5/9 college mascots represented at Bobcat Weekend. Rookies may name 3/9.
What are the Greyhounds, Blue Devils, Bobcats, Bears, Mammoths, Mules (both Colby & Muhlenberg), Minutemen, Herons, and the Catamounts?
The number of calories in one cup of banana pudding.
What are 330 calories?
The approximate number of flushes the Strahans septic tank can accommodate.
What is an unlimited number of flushes?
The year John Pagano was finally permitted to walk the deck and dock without a lifevest.
When was 2012?
The age of the Fitzwilliam Inn:
a. 123 years old
b. 82 years old
c. 220 years old
What is 220 years old?
This college was forced back into the dark ages in February after five whole days of no internet service. One student tweeted “It’s been 4 days. Wi-Fi is still down. Professors can’t teach us anything, and I don’t even have any ways to procrastinate." This begs the question: are any adults who attended college before wifi adequately educated?
What is Amherst College?
The most time intensive dish on the Bobcat Weekend menu.
What is Cat's Bolognese?
The title given to one who monitors excessive flushing during Bobcat Weekend.
What is Flush Supervisor?
The 2015 kayak teams were named Gifted and Talented. This person served as the inspiration behind the names.
Who is Elaine Tuttle Hansen?
Approximately how many miles is the "short loop" around the lake?
3.0 miles
This college has its own zip code.
What is UMASS Amherst?
The least time intensive item on the Bobcat Weekend menu.
What is Jeff Garnett's store bought guacamole?
The Pagano's one running water source that is exempt from septic regulations.
What is the "outdoor shower"?
Cat and Phil's sleeping arrangement during Bobcat Weekend before the Lion Head Lodge days came to be.
What are bunk beds?
According to sources familiar with the matter, Camp Fleur de Lis is what kind of camp?
What is fat camp?
This young woman was featured on her alma mater's graduation weekend invitation (with a mailing distribution in the thousands) given her genuine representation of the student body.
Who is Kristina Garnett?
The number of coolers it takes to accommodate Bobcat Weekend beverages.
6 coolers
The two essential minerals that cause excessively harmful growth of algae in a lake or water stream.
What are Nitrogen and Phosphorus?
The individuals who were exiled to the Fitzwilliam Inn during one Bobcat Weekend due to capacity problems at the Pagano's.
Who are Emma Pagano, Caroline Garnett, Kristina Garnett and Katharine Garnett?
How many Fitzwilliam police officers are there and which day of the week is neither of them on duty?
Two officers; Tuesdays.
This alumnus still resides in his college town.
Who is Joe Pagano?
The recipe for Kathleen's Red, White and Blue cocktail.
What is 2 parts Smirnoff Blueberry Vodka, 1 part Lemonade, a few handfuls of fresh blueberries?