I survived dial up internet
So young, but so patronising
Ness, about Hillary's advice to co-workers (namely, Sarah)
That place reeks of colonialism!
Laura, about the Commonwealth Club
Sarah spilled my crack! Let’s leave the orange smartie under there [fridge] to remember the good times
Laura, post Pride morning tea.
He’s paying for his deception
Ness, about David's trip overseas
According to antedotal evidence...
Anonymous (credit to David McKinley)
It’s FLOPTUS because Telstra is just the best
Jolin, during the OPTUS service outage
Not with that attitude
Hillary, when trying to inspire colleagues.
Okay, that’s it. That’s my last Lindt umbrella!
Rozi, post-Easter.
Person 1: Justice for Louie!
Person 2: I stand with Louie!
‘Justice for Louie!’ Margo, in response to Ness blaming Louie for listening to strange music on her Spotify, but it was really a hacker in Germany.
‘I stand with Louie!’ – Sarah A, in response to Margo
Who has this room booked at the exact same day at the exact same time as me? (checks) OH, it’s me!
Jolin, trying to book a room
If there’s one advantage we have, Rozi, it’s being alive
Hillary, to Rozi in reference to the use of AI to develop PowerPoint presentations
And I thought, THIS is Braddon!
Margo, following some conundrum in Braddon
It’s a garnish, not the whole dish!
Hillary, when referring to awarding chef's kisses
Person 1 (talking about WFH the following day, but not needing to because of school holidays): I don’t want to disappoint anyone.
Person 2: Helena might be disappointed because she’s coming back from leave tomorrow.
Person 3: Oh! No, don’t come into the office. It’s good to keep your routine. Disappoint Helena!
RC: (talking about WFH tomorrow, but not needing to because of school holidays) ‘I don’t want to disappoint anyone.’
HM: ‘Helena might be disappointed because she’s coming back from leave tomorrow.’
ML: ‘Oh! No, don’t come into the office. It’s good to keep your routine. Disappoint Helena!’
You look urethral!
Helena, talking about a picture of Ness holding a court puppy.
I like to think of it as the 'Bewilder-maker'
Rozi, regarding Boardmaker
We’re so funny!
Sarah Cocco to Hillary following the addition of the Burrs to a presentation
Funny, I had my headphones on, and I still heard the word “cake”. And here I am!
Sarah Ambrose, about the magic of cake
I’m a menace to society!
Sarah Cocco, after tripping while walking.
We don’t even have a microwave!
Ness, discussing how to cook dumplings for Harmony Day
Person 1: ‘I’m listening to the audiobook that Rozi told me about, “How to kill a client.”’
Person 2: ‘How to kill a what?’
Person 3: ‘A client.’
Person 2: ‘…with kindness?’
HS: ‘I’m listening to the audiobook that Rozi told me about, “How to kill a client.”’
SC: ‘How to kill a what?’
HM: ‘A client.’
SC: ‘…with kindness?’
That’s so nice of you to lie!
Sarah Cocco, after Laura’s comments about George Clooney
Person 1: ‘My condensed milk was out of date!’
Person 2: That’s it. That’s the last straw!’
‘My condensed milk was out of date!’ - Rozi, preparing for Diwali morning tea.
‘That’s it. That’s the last straw!’ - Anushia, in response.
If I do that, then I might kill it. Then it’ll be Keanu Grieves’ (about decorating plants for Rozi’s birthday)
Anushia, about decorating plants for Rozi’s birthday.
As Sarah said, you don’t want to die tomorrow with your last meal being brown rice. In my case, brown rice, quinoa and tuna. If I’m not skinny by tomorrow, then I’m done!