Pokedex
If interrupted while it is miming, it will slap around the offender with its broad hands
Mr. Mime
These ancient rocks in England have served as a calendar, a burial place, and a site of religious ceremony
Stonehenge
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Spongebob
Vast clouds of interstellar dust, hydrogen, helium, and other ionized gases
Nebulas
The reason our leftovers from Hofbräuhaus were ruined
Rahul threw up on them
It was created by a scientist after years of horrific gene splicing and DNA engineering experiments
Mewtwo
An old Italian building that is unintentionally tilted at about 4 degrees
Leaning Tower of Pisa
Sandy's a girl?
Patrick
The brightest star in our night sky
Sirius
Tommy is excited to buy one of these with his spare change
a gum drop
The sprig of green onions it holds is a weapon. It is used much like a metal sword
Farfetch'd
This place in the Yucatan peninsula houses a famed Mayan pyramid and some very cool ants
Chichen Itza
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy
Plankton
Our nearest neighbor, this other galaxy will collide with the Milky Way in 4 to 5 billion years
Andromeda
Almost everything in the world is one of these, if you really think about it
a sandwich
In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today
Magikarp
An Indian mosque and mausoleum that has worryingly begun to sink into the ground, some fear total collapse
Taj Mahal
Oh and make him eat dirt!
The Dirty Bubble
Carl Sagan's famous description of Earth, based on a photo that Voyager took in 1990 from 3.7 billion miles away
Pale Blue Dot
This holy relic sat ceremoniously in the middle of Jake & Nathan's room
Bowl Oreo
Its hooves are 10 times harder than diamonds. It can trample anything completely flat in little time
Ponyta
One of the seven natural wonders of the world, and Earth’s single largest structure made by living organisms
Great Barrier Reef
That's disgusting, we just want the hat back
Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen
The names of the Galilean moons, the four largest that orbit Jupiter
Io, Europa, Callisto, and Ganymede
The reason drunkenly falling on to the floor isn't so bad
It's so soft