Funny
What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation?
A gravy train
When is Thanksgiving celebrated in Canada?
On the second Monday of October.
Where is the home of Iowa State University?
Ames
On Scooby Doo what was Shaggys real name?
Norville
A hen of the woods is what?
Mushroom
70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated. So the earth is, in fact, what?
Flat
The 1621 Plymouth feast and thanksgiving was prompted by what?
A good harvest
What forms Iowa's border on the east?
The Mississippi River
Dino was Fred Flintstone's pet, but who was Barnie's pet?
Hoppy.
The most popular meal ordered in US restaurants is what?
Fried Chicken
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad
What Americans call the "Holiday Season" generally begins with what?
Thanksgiving
What is the capital of Iowa?
Des Moines
Disney added what character to Winnie the Pooh that was not in the book?
Gopher
The top United States food consumption days are Xmas, Thanksgiving ,and what?
Super Bowl Sunday
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
What kind of pie is commonly served on and around Thanksgiving in North America?
Pumpkin
Iowa is ranked 26th in "what" compared to the other states?
Land Area
If Speedy Gonzales was fastest mouse in all of Mexico, who was the slowest?
Slowpoke Rodriquez
What was invented in the 1800s and sold as a diarrhea cure?
Ketchup
Learn to spell… AutoCorrect isn’t always what?
Write
Modern Thanksgiving was first officially called for in all states in 1863 by what?
A presidential proclamation of Abraham Lincoln.
What is Iowa's state bird?
Eastern Goldfinch.
Olive Oyls boyfriend before Popeye was whom?
Ham Gravy
What are the two items that make up the dish "devils on horseback"?
Bacon and Prunes