DAD JOKES
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?
Monkey Business
Macaulay Culkin was paid $1 million—the first child star ever to do so—for what film?
My Girl
What is the real name of Batman's butler?
Alfred
What popular music video channel launched in 1981, changing the way people consume music?
MTV
What kingdom do Elsa and Anna belong to?
Arendelle
Why did the football team pay in cash?
They needed a quarterback.
What was the first rap song to hit No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100?
Ice Ice Baby
Which superhero has a suit powered by an arc reactor?
Iron Man
What iconic portable music player was introduced by Sony in 1980?
Sony Walkman
Who is Pinocchio's father and creator?
Geppetto
Why don’t trash collectors require any training?
They just pick it up as they go!
Released in the 90's, what soda's working name was "Mountain Dew Killer?"
Surge
What is the name of the billionaire philanthropist who becomes the Green Arrow?
Oliver Queen
Who sang the rock anthem "Pour Some Sugar on Me" in 1987?
Def Leppard
Who provided the iconic voice for the Genie in "Aladdin"?
Robin Williams
How did the chef clear his head at work?
He went for a wok.
What was the name of Bill and Hillary Clinton's cat?
Socks
What is the name of the fictional metal mined in Wakanda?
Vibranium
Which crime drama series featured a detective duo named Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs?
Miami Vice
Who is the boy raised by wolves in The Jungle Book?
Mowgli
What do you call a factory that produces decent products?
A satisFACTORY
After the breakup of Nirvana in 1994, Dave Grohl went on to found what alliteratively named Seattle band?
The Foo Fighters
Which Batman villain uses plants and toxins as her weapons?
Poison Ivy
What was the highest-grossing film of the 1980s?
"E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" (1982)
What is the name of the wise baboon who presents Simba to the animals of the Pride Lands?
Rafiki