Who Said It? part 2
Everything smells so good! Except for me.
Jessie
In what year did Christopher Columbus sail to the Americas?
1492
Finish the line. "Would you say I have a...."
Plethora
Elf
What animal is nature's suction cup?
The turtle
Not all the girls you date should be learning experiences.
Mom
In what year was the first Star Wars movie released?
1977
What did El Guapo get for his birthday?
A sweater
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
What does the shop teacher say after he cuts off his thumb?
Has anyone ever tried pulling out their toe hairs?
Bennett
Who was the third president of the United States of America?
Thomas Jefferson
Where did Dusty Bottoms say he would rather kiss his girlfriend than on the veranda?
"You know, that was my first rectal thermometer."
Madagascar
What kind of watch did the homeless guy buy?
A Rolex
I rock socks and sandals.
McKean
Which Greek goddess was the Parthenon dedicated to?
Athena
What did Jackson and Dell earn for memorizing and performing "My Little Buttercup?"
Toy guns
A Knight's Tale
Where would you go to buy a gift to say "I love you?"
Spatula City
I feel like poo, all squishy and warm.
Mom
What historic document was signed on August 2nd, 1776?
How did Ned know it was a mail plane?
He saw its little balls
"Where the hell is that ratchet?" "In your hand."
Space Camp
What's in the box?
Nothing.