Its a musical (Bad Reviews)
“Cat-astrophic”
Cats
This savoury meat dish is traditionally made with sheep innards and is named the national dish of Scotland
Haggis
Originally thought of as a male, Russell named this Giant South American Snipe this name.
Kevin
This slay queen was a literal queen. Specifically of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt from 51 - 30 BC
Cleopatra
This is the human body’s largest organ
Skin
“The script inferred that all men are sexist bullies. The plot was paper thin. The three female leads were good singers, but the music, other than the title song, was not memorable”
9 to 5
This fried dessert delicacy originated in Stonehaven 1992 as a dare between two schoolboys who wanted to try something “totally disgusting”.
Deep Fried Mars Bar
This character is made out of cotton candy, part cat, dolphin, and elephant, and cries candy when he is sad
Bing Bong
This American activist was a pivotal role in the civil rights movement for black people, refusing to sit in the back of a bus in Montgomery, Alabama.
Rosa Parks
A DNA molecule is described as being this shape
“I didnt know the entire play was done in “rap”. That’s not my thing and it surprised me the play earned rewards and is lasting so long. The use of rap makes the actual dialogue unintelligible. We left at the break. Sad effort to tell a good story.”
Hamilton
This sweet treat involves mixing butter, sugar, and condensed milk, cooked to a caramelised consistency, resulting in a crumbly and creamy texture
Tablet
Part of the Royal Guard of Corona, this stallion stopped at nothing to capture a slippery thief
Maximus
This inspiring highflyer suddenly went missing over the Pacific Ocean in her attempt to be the first female pilot to circumnavigate the globe.
Amelia Earheart
This is the name of the largest part of the brain
Cerebrum
“Well I was not expecting such a dreadful show. The lyrics are inaudible most of the time, dull and the music truly shocking. The sound quality in the theatre is awful and the characters completely pointless. No story line and the skating slow and pointless. Left in the interval as couldn't take any more of this amateur and childish production.”
Starlight Express
This popular dish is made by heating or boiling ground, crushed or chopped starchy plants in milk or water.
Porridge
Voiced by Alan Tudyk and known for his comical stupidity, this character has been seen eating rocks, wandering aimlessly, and getting into trouble
Hei Hei
This independent woman fought for women’s rights and became a martyr after jumping in front of King George V’s horse in the 1913 Epsom Derby
Emily Davison
This French microbiologist discovered the process of pasteurisation
Louis Pasteur
“The prostitutes weren’t very “prostituty””
Les Miserables
This iconic meal uses finnan haddie and potatoes as ingredients. Typically served with bread or oatcakes
Cullen Skink
This character was originally a guardian spirit but for failing to carry out his duties, was demoted and later becomes a companion and guide.
Mushu
This ‘Victorious Woman’ was queen of the ancient British Iceni tribe and led an uprising against the Roman Empire in 60-61 AD
Boudica
This is the scientific term for the study of mushrooms
Mycology