Hayley Life Events
The date Hayley was conceived on. Another major, yet less important event, also took place on this day.
9/11
According to Spotify and apple music, THIS is the most streamed song of all time.
Blinding Lights by The Weeknd
If you are a frequent explorer of dungeons, or combatant of dragons, you may own a few of these Icosahedrons
D20
This anime follows a young blonde boy trying to reacquire his little brother's body after committing the ultimate sin. He accidentally uncovers a government conspiracy that goes all the way to the top
Full Metal Alchemist
When your friend gets up to use the bathroom, you may say this, although maybe not if they're nonbinary...
Go Piss Girl
Hayley was once stabbed in the parking lot of THIS dining establishment
Dennys
This "LoveStoned" artist was arrested on a DUI by a Police Officer who did not know who he was. He was filmed saying "you're going to ruin the tour." Talk about "losing my way"
Justin Timberlake
The mana system in magic the gathering taps THESE for resources
Lands
This cheesy liquid dinner is the perfect food for Hayley, despite where it may come from. Just don't forget your baguette for dipping!
French Onion Soup
A commonly used joke format that spawned from a tweet about seafood and grains
You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
During a tournament in this city, Hayley was abandoned by its stepfather and stranded yet still had a wonderful weekend
Montreal
The song "New York City Cops" had to be removed from the CD release of THIS album due to world events that would have made it controversial. Similarly controversial, Hayley surprisingly did not love this album upon first listen, but has since grown to love it.
Is This It? by The Strokes
Hayley famously made its ex-boyfriends grandma quit THIS board game. Perhaps she felt a bit dumb.
Trivial Persuit
This short angry Saiyan prince is the fighting game character of choice for Hayley. All Goku's in the area better watch out, because there are few better feelings than yelling "DIE... AAAAAAH" during this character's level 3 super attack.
Base Vegeta
Drew Gooden spawned an entire youtube career off saying this construction related joke on Vine
Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!
Hayley lost its virginity while watching this sequel to a classic time travel movie
Back To The Future 2
This self-titled 1999 album was a pivotal release in American music. It's possible to say Midwestern Emo as we know it may not exist at all without this band's debut effort.
American Football
PILOT THE EVA SHINJI
If you find yourself role playing a mech pilot, you may be playing this Gundam inspired TTRPG.
Lancer
This Gorillaz song from 2010 is the most beautiful thing ever made according to Hayley. There's no better feeling than imagining those neon purple lights while listening to this track in a Dark Room.
Empire Ants
0.001 Seconds after the light turns green
UM... EXCUSE ME BUDDY. LIGHTS NOT GETTING ANY GREENER
The three sports Hayley participated in during highschool.
Basketball, Volleyball, Track and Field (Cross country)
This group had the most top 100 charting songs of all time, with an insane 207. Their record was only broken in 2020 by Drake, who broke it with the song "Life Is Good."
Glee Cast
This Yu-gi-oh archetype includes cards such as "Hydrant," "Lifter," and "Turbulence."
Rescue-ACE
This graphic novel follows the story of a depressed and suicidal veteran caught in the middle of an intergalactic war between the bad and the evil. Being the universe's greatest escape artist doesn't mean you can escape the perils of trauma, PTSD or fatherhood.
Tom Kings: Mister Miracle
We can thank Micheal and his fear of insects for this vine quote
There's a BEE?