What is the name of my Albino Cousin who helped me make grenades
Juan
Theoretically what caused World War 1

A sandwich

This egglike eldritch being witnessed me get shitfaced for the first time when he was the ripe age 16

Yup. Tiny Chrome

Name of Iconic Mexican slapstick comedy show about a homeless kid who lives in a barrel

El Chavo Del Ocho

What improper technique did I use the first time I was jerking off

I Rubbed my junk on the bed giving me rug burn

In the hit game Huniepop Jessy is related to what other love interest

Tiffany!

I have many nicknames from my family Nono, Panzon, Dios Mio, why was I called Minya

My cousin Liz though I was a girl but couldn't say Niña in Spanish
In an experiment to see if dolphins can speak, lead to one living with a human, to keep it pleased within its new environment what did the female researcher have to do to keep him happy

Yup, She jerked off the dolphin

What was my First none human crush

Lizzy Mcguire (The drawing)

Using proper conditioning, by targeting certain part of the brain, scientist figured they can use lasers to make the rats do what.

They taught the rats to fear
