Before and After
The nickname of disease spreader Ms. Mallon gets a big break on Broadway in a show about a nanny for the Banks family
Typhoid Mary Poppins
When your phones on 1%, your social battery at 0%, and someone still asks if you're "down to play clash"
emotionally unavailable
This number is the maximum amount of time a person can be president
10
This fast-food chain's mascot was originally conceived in the 1950s to appeal to children, and his striped outfit matches the colors of the brand's logo
McDonalds
This clear spirit, often distilled from grains or potatoes, originated in Eastern Europe and is the base of a Black Russian
Vodka
A phrase about the return of cows that means to wait a long time, got around to founding a house improvement company in 1978
Wait until the cows come Home Depot
Described as "when someone sends you a 'what are you doing?' text at 2am -- and you already know its not about your well being
Booty call
This word, despite being something the United States has gone to war over multiple times, does not appear in the Constitution
Democracy
This MLB teams official mascot, introduced in 1997, is a green, fuzzy creature, whose name references a found Boston landmark rather than an animal
Boston Red Sox
A classic Cuban cocktail made with rum, sugar, fresh lime juice, soda water, and a garnish of mint, traditionally served in a highball glass
Mojito
A standard piece of lumber twice as wide as it is thick is also a meaningful day to weed users
2x4/20
Defined as "when you leave someone on read, not out of malice, but pure laziness or indecision"
ghosting
This number is how many Supreme Court Justices the Constitution mandates
no set number
This cereal mascot, created in 1952, is anthropomorphic, striped, and know for encouraging children with the catchphrase "They're grrreat!"
Tony the Tiger
This Mexican spirit, produced from the blue agave plant, comes in three main varieties: blanco, reposed, and añejo, and is essential in a Palmoa
Tequila
A Vegas casino with a Roman theme changes allegiance and becomes a royal residence and private retreat of Louis XIII
Ceasers Palace of Versailles
"pretending to be chill while having a complete mental breakdown in lowercase text"
soft launching your breakdown
This term in Article I, Section 8 allows Congress to issue licenses for private citizens to attack enemy ships -- a legal form of piracy
Letters of marque and reprisal
This NFL team's mascot is an animal know for its stealth and power, and the teams logo was designed to symbolize speed and agility in the Carolinas
Carolina Panthers
Originating in Ireland in the 1970s, this liquor combines whiskey, cream, and sugar, often served chilled over ice or in coffee
Baileys Irish Cream
A nations military planes get frozen and have to hit the combination of keys on your Mac or PC to exit
Air Force Quit
This phrase describes someone who posts a picture with their new haircut and captions it with a totally unrelated inspirational quotes
Thirst trap with context
The original Constitution banned this old English punishment for traitors that made guilt hereditary, ruining an offenders families rights and property.
Corruption of blood
Introduced in 1995 after a team relocated and rebranded, this NBA mascot is a purple dinosaur whose name references the teams official nickname
The Raptor
This potent cocktail combines equal parts vodka, tequila, white run, gin, triple sec, simple syrup, lemon juice, and a splash of cola, there's no tea though
Long Island Iced Tea