William Hickson said, "'Tis a lesson you should heed, if at first you don't succeed".
What is "try, try again"?
Trump wants to make English the official language of this country.
What is the United States?
8 year-old Lilly Bumpus set a record in 2021 by selling 32,484 boxes of these.
What are Girl Scout Cookies?
Distinctive pattern found on young wild boars' backs or the U.S. flag.
What are stripes?
Early in his career, David could be found in Indianapolis doing this on the local weekend news.
What is the weather?
Way back in 1605, he tried to blow up the British Parliament.
Who is Guy Fawkes?
The 2 official languages of the Republic of Ireland.
What is Gaelic & English?
A survey says 75% of women wear wrong size of these, lifting & separating them from the other 25%.
What are bras?
This Guinness record was set in 1983 when a man named Bud bought a pig named Bud for $56,000.
What is the most expensive pig ever bought?
It's the lifelong dream, decided on in a high school speech class, that David has now fulfilled.
What is to be a talk show host?
This line said to divide North & South Korea is the approximate, not the actual boundary.
What is the 38th parallel?
This country has 3: Macedonian, Slovenian & Serbo-Croatian.
What is Yugoslavia?
Reason 1,500 tons of garbage had to be collected from New Orleans streets February 12, 1995.
What is Mardi Gras?
Similar to a human's, the valves of this pig organ are used in transplant operations.
What is a heart?
A spin-off of this semi-regular segment was "Stupid Human Tricks".
What is Stupid Pet Tricks?
Back in 1984, this brew's label started proclaiming it was "the beer that made Milwaukee famous".
What is Schlitz?
This country's 4 official languages are Italian, French, German & Romansch.
What is Switzerland?
The highest toll it ever charged was $89,154.62 for the QE2 in '70, the lowest 36ยข for a swimmer in 1928.
What is the Panama Canal?
Dr. Spock said "A child needs hugging, tussling and" this mode of transport.
What are piggyback rides?
David asked this boxing promoter "What's the deal with your hair?".
Who is Don King?
Term for all the written material in an ad.
What is copy?
Its 6 official languages are Arabic, Chinese, English, French, Russian & Spanish.
What are the United Nations?
Of 3, 13, or 36, % of all bills Congress passed in '85 that est. commemorative days, weeks or months.
What is 36%?
Cruel "sport" in which players on horseback hunt wild boar with spears.
What is pigsticking?
It qualifies David for membership in the Diastematic Club of America headquartered in Union Gap, Wash.
What is the gap between his two front teeth?