Here's The Hard Stuff
It's the good stuff--I mean the hard stuff--in a classic daiquiri
What is Rum?
In slang, it follows "easy peasy lemon"
What is Squeezy?
A lingerie chain known for its "Angels" that picks names at random to give Christmas presents
What is Victoria's Secret Santa?
This crime drama is doubly abbreviated "L&O: SVU"
What is Law & Order: Special Victims Unit?
"Penny wise & ____ foolish"
What is a Pound Foolish?
It's a special birthday; let's celebrate with a glass of 30-year-old this from Glenfiddich
What is Scotch?
To breathe with difficulty & with a whistling sound
What is Wheeze?
Bookseller made up of argon, neon, xenon, helium or radon
What is Barnes & Noble Gases?
Ted tells us "HIMYM", this
What is How I Met Your Mother?
"There is no joy in ____--mighty Casey has struck out"
What is Mudville?
I'll have a Tom Collins, hold the seltzer, lemon juice & syrup--heck, just give me a glass of this
What is Gin?
Call me this derisive term for an elderly man & see what happens
What is a Geezer?
Maine outdoor clothing company that moonlights as a number cruncher
What is L.L. Bean-Counter?
With RR (Rachael Ray)":
"30MM"
What is 30 Minute Meals?
"Either fish or cut ____"
What is Bait?
Dilute my bourbon with vermouth? Go straight to Hell's Kitchen! I didn't ask for one of these cocktails
What is a Manhattan?
From the name of a movie monster, it's a woman who is obsessive about wedding planning
What is a Bridezilla?
Colorful painter of boxing matches & 5 Olympiads who is also an upscale department store founded in Dallas, Texas
What is Leroy Neiman Marcus?
This reality show is "RHONY"
What is The Real Housewives of New York?
"There is honor even among ____"
What is Thieves?
If you can handle this Italian stuff made from distilled grape seeds & skins, you're a better man than I am
What is a Grappa?
Containing a small scroll, it's put on door frames in Jewish homes
What is a Mezuzah?
The 20% off coupons an alliterative home store mails out include the lyrics "My love stands on golden sand"
What is Bed Bath & "Beyond The Sea"?
Mysteries upend lives on "HTGAWM", this drama
What is How To Get Away With Murder?
"There are lies, damned lies & ____"
What is Statistics?