RIP Rob Ford <3
In what would become known as the "crack video", Rob Ford said this Jamaican patois word four times.
Bumbaclot
What does the Toronto man say when his rival has disrespected him and his irritation levels have reached peak annoyance?
I'm cheesed
ICONIC BLACK LEADER WELL KNOWN FOR HER UNIQUE SEASONAL VEGETABLE PREFERENCES
WHO IS MRS MICHELLE OBAMA
This two-word phrase wine moms use to justify day drinking, combining time with their favorite beverage
Wine O'clock
Julia's favourite love interest from a book, later adapted into many movies
Mr. Darcy
In 2014, this American talk show host interviewed Rob Ford saying, "just when you thought you couldn't possibly pull another nugget out of your bag of crazy, you get drunk and speak Jamaican."
Jimmy Kimmel
What does the Toronto man call his associate who is blessed with exceptional physical attractiveness and undeniable appeal?
Sweeterman
NEPO MODEL SENSATION MARRIED TO CANADIAN CELEB WHO DOES NOT KNOW THE SCOPE OF HER SUCCESS & PUBLICLY ANNOUNCES SUCH
WHO IS HAILEY BIEBER
This Rhyming kitchen sign explains mom's drinking strategy when kids get loud and demanding
They whine, I wine
Julia excelled in this sport in elementary school
Volleyball
In 2013, Rob Ford shoulder blocked the late Councillor Pam McConnell to the ground during a meeting, an hour after dancing in celebration of this famous reggae artist.
Bob Marley
What does a Toronto man say when he's heading outside the city limits to conduct his entrepreneurial activities?
MULTIGENERATIONALLY SUCCESSFUL SINGER SOUNDTRACKING A DEVESTATING TRAGEDY WHICH AFFECTED RICH PEOPLE :( RECENTLY ENJOYING PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
This popular coffee mug slogan reveals the two beverages that keep suburban mothers functioning throughout the day
Fueled by coffee and wine
Julia's #1 artist on Spotify Wrapped last year
Hozier
On St. Patrick's Day in 2012, a waiter reported seeing the mayor snort cocaine shortly before being delivered poutine at this popular Toronto bar.
Biermarkt
What does a Toronto man say when he's lounging around with no particular agenda and maximum relaxation?
Mossing
FAMOUSLY OPTIMISTIC AND OPENED MINDED IN A WORLD THAT WAS NOW. QUOTES SUCH AS "IM ALL FOR INTEGRATION, IT'S THE NEW FRONTIER!"
WHO IS TRACEY TURNBLAD
This witty kitchen decoration quotes W.C fields about incorporating alcohol into meal preparation
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food
Julia did this activity to "I Gotta Feeling" in a talent show
Hula Hoop
In 2013, City Council voted to remove Rob Ford's mayoral budget and cut his staff in half. He compared this to when Saddam Hussein attacked this Middle Eastern country.
Kuwait
What does the Toronto man say when he has consumed excessive amounts of alcoholic beverages and his coordination has been severely compromised?
I'm T'd up
NEW YORK ELITE TURNED HALLMARK, ALWAYS LATE & HAS TO GO, SELF PROCLAIMED STYLIST, LIP POUT AFFICIONADO, LAW SUIT ENTHUSIAST.
WHO IS BLAKE LIVELY
On novelty wine glasses with measurement lines, this three-word phrase marks the 'bad day' fill level at the very top
Don't even ask
Julia has a distinct, beautiful mole/birthmark on this body part
Right collarbone