WHO SAID THAT?
Going To Lunch!
Who is Eddy?
Tenants often insist that this appliance "just stopped working on it's own" but fail to mention that they tried to shove forks, potato peels or bones down it.
What is a Garbage Disposal
Virginia Law limits security deposits to this amount.
What is two month's rent.
This very old building sits pretty on the edge of the Hauge in downtown Ghent.
What is Holland House?
Copy all information from this system into this system. Make sure its accurate and do it in less than a week.
What is Transferring RPM Tidewater Propertyware into RPM VA Propertyware?
I know you've already asked once, but I really want to buy this house. Can you ask again?
Who is Jorge Siles?
This maintenance emergency has 100% chance of being reported during the worst storm of the year and almost a 0% chance of being reported when it first started.
What is a roof leak?
After a tenant vacates, the landlord has this many days to provide the security deposit disposition letter and any refund due.
What is 45 days?
TIMBER! This single family home sits just next to the HoneyBee Golf Course in Virginia Beach - and hey, those bushes need trimming!
What is Timedale?
I don't care that it's a roof leak we are not going to fix. Let John install this object into the ceiling. That should solve the problem.
What is a bucket?
Great Communication and Owner Support - as always!
Who is John Outland?
After plugging in a space heater, air fryer, microwave, gaming computer and mini fridge this quick-fix is often the reason the tenant now insists they have no power!
What is a tripped circut breaker
"Big Dog" might serve a tenant this notice when a lease violation has been committed that can typically be corrected.
What is a 21/30?
This house was once the family home to owner Jim Belote! Be careful, the tubs do fall here!
What is 1317 Laurelfield
We have to take this check down to Virginia Beach General District Court. Until you pay your ex-wife for your ex-life, NO MONEY FOR THIS OWNER.
I did the move out inspection at Sparrow Road but I didn't leave the door unlocked and open, or an entire key ring of all 12 KW keys inside, I swear!
Who is Grandpa Gary
The outside temperature is 65 degrees, the windows are open and the birds are chirping. Nevertheless, a tenant reports that this is an urgent maintenance emergency.
What is No Heat?
A tenant may threaten to withhold rent when they are unhappy with this but the VRLTA says they should not!
What are maintenance issues?
Home to several condos that we manage, you wouldn't want to park here without a permit. And who even knows who is running the HOA these days?!
What is Green Street Condos?
Elbow? Macaroni? I'm talking about the pasta completely solidified and backed up to the bend in the pipe at this property!
Bridle Creek Blvd
This lady is crazy but I’m going to show her who’s crazier. I told you all a few times about this tramp and y'all charge me for the foolishness of a violation for noise when this is what I have to deal with - someone who’s always doing the most!
Who is Dequawn Parker
A tenant reports this is "kicked-in" and insists that they have no idea how this would have happened - despite the neighbors calling in to report arguments and the police being called the night before.
What is the front door?
What is 72 hours notice
Dr. Paul held a ribbon-cutting ceremony when these townhouses were finally ready to rent!
Keep my wife cc'd on the emails as we work together in the same office. But we will both respond differently when we are fighting. We're not divorcing just yet but when the time comes I might represent myself as the attorney FOR MEN!
Who is Jason Swango?